Teams

You Cannot Be Serious

2024 One Doubles · 4.0 Men

4 players · average NTRP 4 · USTA/PACIFIC NW / NORTHERN OREGON

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Scouting

Roster averages 3.74 estimated across 4 rated players. No lineup is published in advance, so the column below is where each player has actually been used — a captain's habits are the best available forecast. Sign in and claim your record to see who you have played.

3.92
Gregg Palmer
usually #1 Doubles 100% · published 4
3.74
Patrick Brewer
usually #1 Doubles 100% · published 4
3.66
Ken Avenoso
usually #1 Doubles 100% · published 4
3.63
Zhitong Chen
usually #1 Doubles 100% · published 4
Results8 ties
2024-08-09Won 10
W#1 DoublesGregg Palmer / Patrick Brewer vs Henry Vu / Scott Holland6-2, 6-4
2024-08-07Lost 01
L#1 DoublesTod Johnston / Gregg Palmer vs Mark Chen - (DQ)* / Kevin Hughes6-3, 6-1
2024-07-27Lost 01
L#1 DoublesKen Avenoso / Patrick Brewer vs Marc DeSantis / Nate Look6-4, 6-4
2024-07-26Won 10
W#1 DoublesZhitong Chen / Gregg Palmer vs N/A6-0, 6-0
2024-07-15Won 10
W#1 DoublesPatrick Brewer / Tod Johnston vs Bradley Martin / Francisco Rivera-Giusti6-4, 6-1
2024-07-08Won 10
W#1 DoublesKen Avenoso / Gregg Palmer vs TRIET NGUYEN / Henry Vu4-6, 6-4, 1-0
2024-06-24Won 10
W#1 DoublesKen Avenoso / Tod Johnston vs Bradley Martin / Andrew Walczyk7-6, 6-2
2024-06-21Lost 01
L#1 DoublesGregg Palmer / Patrick Brewer vs Radu Tudorache / Alexander Gardner6-1, 5-7, 1-0
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Grouped by tie — one fixture, several lines. A line shows only when a player on it is someone we have indexed, so an early-season tie for a newly-added team can look short. This also means the line count here will not match the header, which counts individual player appearances.
Roster

Ordered by our estimated dynamic rating, which is why two players at the same published level are not tied — a published 4.0 says nothing about where inside the band someone sits.

4
Gregg Palmer
182W–77L career
0%94%6%
3.92
4
Patrick Brewer
68W–59L career
1%99%0%
3.74
4
Ken Avenoso
69W–67L career
4%96%0%
3.66
4
Zhitong Chen
76W–42L career
12%88%0%
3.63

Three percentages are the year-end projection — chance of moving down, staying, moving up — and the number on the right is our estimated dynamic rating, which USTA never publishes. Percentages are blank where a player has too few matches this season, or at a level where the model does not yet beat a base-rate guess; the estimate is a weaker claim than a probability and survives where those do not.