Teams

You Cannot be Serious

Adult 18 & Over Winter · 4.0 Women

16 players · average NTRP 4.00 / DELAWARE

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Schedule12 played
2026-03-28vs Passing ShotsWon 10
W#1 DoublesJill O'Neill / Kristin Lake vs Kim Clearkin / Lauren Goebel6-4, 6-3
2026-03-14vs Miss Hits - WinterWon 40
W#1 DoublesDara Main / Jill O'Neill vs Elena Conway / Dinali Jayanetti6-1, 6-2
W#1 SinglesCHRISTI MILLER vs Breanne Klar6-1, 4-6, 1-0
W#2 DoublesMichelle Dudek / Nan Barash vs Wen He / Carol Leslie6-1, 6-3
W#3 DoublesDeborah Cutrona / Elizabeth Bernabeo vs N/A6-0, 6-0
2026-02-28vs Nicolson 18+ WinterSplit 11
L#1 DoublesSamantha Kanarek / Jill O'Neill vs Colleen Dumas / Alice Kellepourey1-6, 6-4, 0-1
W#1 SinglesCandice Holbert vs Gabrielle Muller3-6, 6-3, 1-0
2026-01-31vs RustinWon 21
W#1 DoublesJill O'Neill / Amela Shankar vs Christine Crowe / Jia Liu6-2, 6-4
L#2 DoublesTina Baczkowski / CHRISTI MILLER vs Jessica Wisser / Emily Denney2-6, 2-6
W#3 DoublesDeborah Cutrona / Michelle Dudek vs Diane Marky / Meridith Bebee6-4, 6-4
2026-01-24vs RustinWon 30
W#1 DoublesKaren Clark / Jill O'Neill vs Jessica Wisser / Qianhong Wei7-5, 7-5
W#1 SinglesCandice Holbert vs Natalia Satina6-3, 6-4
W#2 DoublesTina Baczkowski / Kim Beeson vs Kelly Hoffmann / Lindsey Michelini4-6, 6-3, 1-0
2026-01-10vs Chicks with SticksWon 20
W#1 DoublesPeggy O'Dwyer / Jill O'Neill vs Kristin Lamb / Stephanie Vo2-6, 6-3, 1-0
W#3 DoublesKim Beeson / Angela Bement vs Elizabeth Kim / Judy Grasso6-3, 7-5
2025-12-06vs Miss Hits - WinterLost 01
L#1 DoublesKim Beeson / Tina Baczkowski vs Carol Leslie / Rebecca Perkins7-6, 2-4, 0-1
2025-11-15vs Nicolson 18+ WinterSplit 11
W#1 DoublesCHRISTI MILLER / Jill O'Neill vs Kristen Bria / Shannon Hewitt6-1, 6-4
L#2 DoublesElizabeth Bernabeo / Candice Holbert vs Veronica Fox / Lesley Oakes4-6, 2-6
2025-03-22vs Jersey Hot ShotsSplit 11
W#1 DoublesTara Day / Jill O'Neill vs Donna Costa / Jill Casella6-4, 5-7, 1-0
L#1 SinglesCHRISTI MILLER vs Rachel Matthews4-6, 2-4
2025-03-08vs Tennis AddictionLost 01
L#1 DoublesJill O'Neill / Tara Day vs Annalise Matulewicz / Ella Matulewicz1-6, 6-3, 0-1
2025-02-08Won 10
W#1 DoublesJill O'Neill / Suzanne Tamassia vs Zuhua Sabol / Laura Doughten6-3, 6-2
2025-01-12vs CorruptionWon 20
W#1 DoublesJill O'Neill / Suzanne Tamassia vs Dana Cellucci / Lauren Goebel6-2, 7-5
W#1 SinglesCHRISTI MILLER vs Regan Shafer6-2, 6-1
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Flight standings3 teams · 4.0 Women
TeamWLInd. WInd. LSets lostGames lost
1You Cannot be Serious0723516194
2Corruption08211127236
3Miss Hits - Winter08131947328

Ordered by team wins, then losses, then sets lost — the order USTA uses to seed a flight. Individual wins are lines, not ties.

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ScoutingWhere each opponent usually plays

Signed-in extra: whether this captain plays strict strength order or mixes it up, from every doubles line they have put out. Create a free account to see it.

Roster averages 3.85 estimated across 15 rated players. No lineup is published in advance, so the column below is where each player has actually been used — a captain's habits are the best available forecast. Sign in and claim your record to see who you have played.

4.00
Kristin Lake
usually #1 Singles 56%, also #1 Doubles 44% · published
3.99
CHRISTI MILLER
usually #1 Singles 60%, also #1 Doubles 20% · published 4
3.99
Jill O'Neill
usually #1 Doubles 100% · published
3.96
Peggy O'Dwyer
usually #1 Doubles 56%, also #2 Doubles 33% · published 4
3.94
Candice Holbert
usually #1 Singles 67%, also #2 Doubles 33% · published 4
3.93
Samantha Kanarek
usually #1 Doubles 39%, also #1 Singles 31% · published 4
3.85
Elizabeth Bernabeo
usually #1 Doubles 50%, also #2 Doubles 25% · published 4
3.84
Amela Shankar
usually #1 Singles 75%, also #3 Doubles 8% · published 4
3.84
Michelle Dudek
usually #3 Doubles 50%, also #2 Doubles 50% · published 4
3.83
Angela Bement
usually #3 Doubles 50%, also #1 Doubles 33% · published 4
3.81
Dara Main
usually #2 Doubles 56%, also #1 Doubles 22% · published 4
3.77
Nan Barash
usually #2 Doubles 56%, also #1 Doubles 33% · published 4
3.74
Tina Baczkowski
usually #2 Doubles 44%, also #3 Doubles 33% · published 4
3.70
Kim Beeson
usually #1 Doubles 33%, also #3 Doubles 33% · published 4
3.58
Deborah Cutrona
usually #3 Doubles 100% · published 4
Karen Clark
published
Established pairs

Doubles pairs from this roster with three or more matches together anywhere — ordered by performance against what the rating gap predicted, not by record.

Peggy O'Dwyer + Dara Main5067% games+8.7% vs expected
Tina Baczkowski + Dara Main10262% games+8.6% vs expected
Tina Baczkowski + Kim Beeson5253% games+3.1% vs expected
Peggy O'Dwyer + Elizabeth Bernabeo14758% games+2.2% vs expected
Candice Holbert + Elizabeth Bernabeo13760% games+1.1% vs expected
Karen Clark + Angela Bement7358% games−0.9% vs expected
Tina Baczkowski + Deborah Cutrona4353% games−2.3% vs expected
Jill O'Neill + CHRISTI MILLER6158% games−3.5% vs expected
Roster

Ordered by our estimated dynamic rating, which is why two players at the same published level are not tied — a published 4.0 says nothing about where inside the band someone sits. Lines played in this team’s season are shown beside each name.

Kristin Lake
35W–15L career · 9 lines in 2026
<1%51%49%
4.00
4
CHRISTI MILLER
40W–40L career · 5 lines in 2026
<1%54%46%
3.99
Jill O'Neill
111W–71L career · 11 lines in 2026
<1%54%46%
3.99
4
Peggy O'Dwyer
123W–56L career · 9 lines in 2026
<1%61%39%
3.96
4
Candice Holbert
181W–65L career · 3 lines in 2026
<1%67%33%
3.94
4
Samantha Kanarek
228W–77L career · 13 lines in 2026
<1%71%29%
3.93
4
Elizabeth Bernabeo
216W–140L career · 4 lines in 2026
<1%87%13%
3.85
4
Amela Shankar
128W–81L career · 12 lines in 2026
<1%88%12%
3.84
4
Michelle Dudek
103W–46L career · 2 lines in 2026
<1%89%10%
3.84
4
Angela Bement
87W–54L career · 6 lines in 2026
1%90%10%
3.83
4
Dara Main
113W–75L career · 9 lines in 2026
1%92%7%
3.81
4
Nan Barash
200W–142L career · 9 lines in 2026
2%94%4%
3.77
4
Tina Baczkowski
147W–92L career · 9 lines in 2026
3%94%2%
3.74
4
Kim Beeson
51W–39L career · 3 lines in 2026
6%93%1%
3.70
4
Deborah Cutrona
135W–92L career · 2 lines in 2026
26%74%<1%
3.58
Karen Clark
40W–17L career · no lines in 2026
not enough data

Three percentages are where each player stands right now: the chance they are below their band, inside it, or above it, on the way they are playing this season. The number on the right is our estimated dynamic rating, which USTA never publishes. This is today rather than a forecast of December, because a forecast has to assume future matches and cannot know whether someone will even be offered them. Percentages are blank where a player has too few matches this season, or at a level where the model does not yet beat a base-rate guess; the estimate is a weaker claim than a probability and survives where those do not.

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