Teams

You Cannot Be Serious

2026 One Doubles · 4.0 Men

5 players · average NTRP 4 · USTA/PACIFIC NW / NORTHERN OREGON

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Scouting

Roster averages 3.78 estimated across 5 rated players. No lineup is published in advance, so the column below is where each player has actually been used — a captain's habits are the best available forecast. Sign in and claim your record to see who you have played.

3.91
Gregg Palmer
usually #1 Doubles 100% · published 4
3.91
Kirt Eftekhar
usually #1 Doubles 100% · published 4
3.76
Patrick Brewer
usually #1 Doubles 100% · published 4
3.67
Ken Avenoso
usually #1 Doubles 100% · published 4
3.63
Zhitong Chen
usually #1 Doubles 100% · published 4
Roster

Ordered by our estimated dynamic rating, which is why two players at the same published level are not tied — a published 4.0 says nothing about where inside the band someone sits.

4
Gregg Palmer
181W–77L career
0%94%6%
3.91
4
Kirt Eftekhar
76W–29L career
0%96%4%
3.91
4
Patrick Brewer
68W–59L career
1%99%0%
3.76
4
Ken Avenoso
69W–67L career
4%96%0%
3.67
4
Zhitong Chen
76W–42L career
11%88%0%
3.63

Three percentages are the year-end projection — chance of moving down, staying, moving up — and the number on the right is our estimated dynamic rating, which USTA never publishes. Percentages are blank where a player has too few matches this season, or at a level where the model does not yet beat a base-rate guess; the estimate is a weaker claim than a probability and survives where those do not.